Tears dont mean youre losing.
If you always do what you always did, youll always get what you always got.
- me: why does no one like me
- person: i like you'
- me: thanks
- me: why does no one like me
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
(via fuck-love-eat-cookies)
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
(via fuck-love-eat-cookies)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
(via good-bye-reality)
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
(via theyeti)
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
(Source: prince-warp, via cyndidrug)
